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Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash CanGuy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can

Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can

NEW YORK —  Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…

5 years ago
Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment DoorCouple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door

Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door

WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a…

5 years ago
Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of IbuprofenNintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

KYOTO, Japan —  Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…

6 years ago
Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike SceneBattletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene

Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene

LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due…

7 years ago
Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro GamerBroke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

SEATTLE —  Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…

7 years ago
Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never PlayRetro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play

Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play

TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for…

7 years ago
NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’RourkeNBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…

7 years ago
Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

7 years ago
Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to GarageGuitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage

Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — After years of taking up space inside the back of his living room closet, 29-year-old Adam Parker…

7 years ago