retro

Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can

NEW YORK —  Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…

5 years ago

Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door

WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a…

5 years ago

Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

KYOTO, Japan —  Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…

6 years ago

Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene

LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due…

6 years ago

Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

SEATTLE —  Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…

6 years ago

Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play

TOLEDO, Ohio — Early reviews from several sources have confirmed that the SNK 40th Anniversary Collection, released this week for…

6 years ago

NBA Jam’s Bill Clinton to Campaign for Beto O’Rourke

DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…

6 years ago

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

6 years ago

Guitar Hero Controller Relocated From Closet to Garage

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — After years of taking up space inside the back of his living room closet, 29-year-old Adam Parker…

7 years ago