remake

Gamer Wishes There Was Some Way to Play FFVII Right Now

SANTA FE, N.M. — Blindsided by the delay of its upcoming remake, Square Enix fan Derick Stanley tells reporters he…

5 years ago

Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

6 years ago

Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It

DAVENPORT, Iowa — Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that…

7 years ago

Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks

Hey gamers, are you tired of your childhoods being cashed in on by way of cheap reissues and “special” editions?…

7 years ago