remake

Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…

4 years ago

Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible

Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny,…

4 years ago

AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain

NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right…

5 years ago

Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern…

5 years ago

Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard

Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw…

5 years ago

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

5 years ago

Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…

5 years ago

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of Keychain

TOKYO — Square Enix has revealed a list of GameStop preorder bonuses for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, which…

5 years ago

Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago

Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in…

5 years ago