September 13, 2020 Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to scotch tape to their television…
August 18, 2020 Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny, is working on a remake…
June 8, 2020 AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right arm, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
May 12, 2020 Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern processors are able to catch…
April 10, 2020 Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw on the start menu there…
April 10, 2020 Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where last year’s masterful Resident Evil…
April 4, 2020 Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for a release of the long…
February 18, 2020 Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a Keychain Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a Keychain TOKYO — Square Enix has revealed a list of GameStop preorder bonuses for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, which includes one-third of a keychain…
January 18, 2020 Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in the Elder Scrolls franchise, was…
