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Christian Mothers Agree It’s Actually Pretty Neat How ‘Doom Eternal’ Updated Its Combat System to Discourage CampingChristian Mothers Agree It’s Actually Pretty Neat How ‘Doom Eternal’ Updated Its Combat System to Discourage Camping

Christian Mothers Agree It’s Actually Pretty Neat How ‘Doom Eternal’ Updated Its Combat System to Discourage Camping

SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an impromptu meeting reacting to the release of the latest game in the controversial Satanic-themed first-person…

5 years ago
Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious WaysChristian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways

Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways

RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious…

5 years ago
Study: 85% of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey KongStudy: 85% of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey Kong

Study: 85% of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey Kong

WASHINGTON — According to a nationwide survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, an overwhelming 85% of Christians do not…

5 years ago
Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario PartyBible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

7 years ago
God Resigns After Discovery of Old TestamentGod Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

7 years ago
IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on FaithIRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago