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Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration

FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared…

5 years ago

Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a…

5 years ago

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause

NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and…

6 years ago

Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals

HORSESHOE OVERLOOK —  A local camp of the infamous Van Der Linde Gang is reportedly running dangerously low on medicine,…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60…

6 years ago

Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production

NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the…

6 years ago