March 8, 2020 Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared Red Dead Redemption 2 the pinnacle…
May 31, 2019 Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a crudely drawn teaser image featuring…
November 21, 2018 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and received loud cheers upon her…
November 18, 2018 Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals HORSESHOE OVERLOOK — A local camp of the infamous Van Der Linde Gang is reportedly running dangerously low on medicine, which could prove deadly in…
October 26, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60 on Rockstar’s monumental Red Dead…
October 23, 2018 Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the forthcoming Red Dead Redemption 2…
