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Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that…

3 years ago

Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him

LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s…

4 years ago

Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy

NEW YORK — A Change.org petition by nostalgic fans demanding a modern-day reboot of the classic 1990’s American economy has…

5 years ago

Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties…

6 years ago

MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die

LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be…

6 years ago

All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately

SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…

7 years ago

Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast

LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going…

7 years ago