June 27, 2021 Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that may have been acceptable to…
June 27, 2020 Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s film star Rick Moranis has…
November 18, 2019 Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy Nostalgic Fans Petition for Modern Reboot of ‘90s Economy NEW YORK — A Change.org petition by nostalgic fans demanding a modern-day reboot of the classic 1990’s American economy has received over one million signatures…
December 2, 2018 Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties the games to a controversial…
October 29, 2018 MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be released next year, MGM Studios…
November 25, 2017 All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to re-imagine her squad as a…
November 6, 2017 Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast Mom Reboots Marriage With All-Female Cast LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going in a new direction” by…
