RDR2

NOW HIRING: Rockstar Games Announces New Position to Walk Developers Once Day

Keen-eyed job hunters in the games industry have noticed a brand-new job listing on the Rockstar Games company website. The…

5 years ago

Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find Single Fucking Beaver

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a massive game, full of side quests, collectibles, and various activities such as hunting that…

6 years ago

Red Dead Redemption 2 Gives Man New Appreciation for Clunky, Boring Parts of Real Life

ITHACA, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Phelps has reportedly found a new appreciation for the miserable and boring sections of…

6 years ago

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause

NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and…

6 years ago

Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals

HORSESHOE OVERLOOK —  A local camp of the infamous Van Der Linde Gang is reportedly running dangerously low on medicine,…

6 years ago

Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions

NEW YORK  — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60…

6 years ago

Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production

NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the…

6 years ago