July 15, 2019 NOW HIRING: Rockstar Games Announces New Position to Walk Developers Once a Day NOW HIRING: Rockstar Games Announces New Position to Walk Developers Once a Day Keen-eyed job hunters in the games industry have noticed a brand-new job listing on the Rockstar Games company website. The award-winning studio responsible for beloved…
February 14, 2019 Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking Beaver Red Dead 2 Walkthrough: How to Find a Single Fucking Beaver Red Dead Redemption 2 is a massive game, full of side quests, collectibles, and various activities such as hunting that allows you to craft a…
November 30, 2018 Red Dead Redemption 2 Gives Man New Appreciation for Clunky, Boring Parts of Real Life Red Dead Redemption 2 Gives Man New Appreciation for Clunky, Boring Parts of Real Life ITHACA, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Phelps has reportedly found a new appreciation for the miserable and boring sections of his day-to-day life thanks to…
November 21, 2018 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and received loud cheers upon her…
November 18, 2018 Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals HORSESHOE OVERLOOK — A local camp of the infamous Van Der Linde Gang is reportedly running dangerously low on medicine, which could prove deadly in…
November 6, 2018 Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions Rockstar Lets Terminally Ill Gamer Prepay for Red Dead Redemption 2 Microtransactions NEW YORK — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City to grant Miller his wish…
October 26, 2018 Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Boycotting Red Dead Redemption Over Rockstar’s Treatment of Employees TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60 on Rockstar’s monumental Red Dead…
October 23, 2018 Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the forthcoming Red Dead Redemption 2…
