June 7, 2021 Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race PARIS, Texas — Local payroll advisor and fantasy enthusiast Richard Corben found himself confused this past weekend when he noticed every other attendee at his…
October 27, 2020 The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the game does kind of take…
September 27, 2020 Conversation With White Relatives About Systematic Racism Needs More Dialogue Options Conversation With White Relatives About Systematic Racism Needs More Dialogue Options SARASOTA, Fla. — Local college student Sara Withers complained about a lack of good dialogue options when speaking to her parents about the continued oppression…
March 23, 2020 Crash Bandicoot Fans Demand Aku Aku Voice Actor Be Recast With Someone Who Is Whatever Race He’s Supposed to Be Crash Bandicoot Fans Demand Aku Aku Voice Actor Be Recast With Someone Who Is Whatever Race He’s Supposed to Be SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Thousands of Crash Bandicoot fans have signed an online petition demanding that Naughty Dog recast the actor who voices Aku Aku…
June 27, 2018 White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card White Guy Doesn’t Have Enough Mana to Play Race Card CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his African American friend Carla Stevenson…
February 9, 2018 Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want Marvel Announces Coloring Book Edition of Avengers So You Can Draw Heroes Whatever the Hell Race You Want NEW YORK — Marvel announced a black-and-white coloring book edition of Avengers so readers can turn popular superheroes like Thor into whatever the hell race…
May 21, 2017 Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the top spot in a game…
