April 25, 2020 AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its restrictions on non-essential businesses. Additionally,…
April 22, 2020 NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what it was like to walk…
April 13, 2020 Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local gamer Dale Lowry has reportedly…
April 11, 2020 Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries LOS ANGELES — In an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus to those in a local Trader Joe’s, actor and comedian Jim Carrey was…
April 5, 2020 Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19 pandemic is the pornographic ‘Try…
April 4, 2020 Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for a release of the long…
April 3, 2020 Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’ SEATTLE — As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by taking to his balcony to…
March 23, 2020 Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers home and close their doors,…
March 22, 2020 MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned about the COVID-19 pandemic early…
