August 5, 2020 D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks BOULDER, Colo. — A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons faced yet another encounter with the most difficult recurring villain in their campaign —…
August 4, 2020 Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help” Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help” WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire series of Professor Layton games…
July 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily SILVERTON, Ore. — In a groundbreaking move to combat his players’ adeptness at solving riddles and subverting challenges, local dungeon master Dan Richards supercharged the…
October 15, 2018 Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle PROVIDENCE, R.I. — An online tutorial video has verified that the part of the video game you are currently stuck on was not initially designed…
October 4, 2017 Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue in the state capitol, and…
