August 28, 2020 Amateur Boxer TKO’s Heavyweight Champion After Multiple Jabs to His Great Big Belly Amateur Boxer TKO’s Heavyweight Champion After Multiple Jabs to His Great Big Belly LAS VEGAS — Amateur boxer Mackenzie Smalls is making waves after knocking out heavyweight champion Kingsly Ippolito with a flurry of punches to his big…
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