May 29, 2018 Epic Games Releases More Enjoyable Countersuit Against PUBG Corp. Epic Games Releases More Enjoyable Countersuit Against PUBG Corp. After discovering that they’re being sued by the PUBG Corp. alleging that their smash hit release Fortnite infringed on copyrights of theirs, Epic Games has…
May 7, 2018 Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds users have reportedly vanished from…
April 26, 2018 PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree. But for me, it’s not…
March 26, 2018 Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale CARY, N.C. — Epic Games’ popular battle royale shooter Fortnite, now available as a mobile game, has successfully removed all competing apps from a local…
March 7, 2018 Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will be getting all my accounts…
March 6, 2018 Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it into the top ten, Jordan…
February 23, 2018 Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to re-invent the title as a…
January 29, 2018 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches FARMINGTON, Mich. — “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling confident in his abilities, he…
January 25, 2018 Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone TOPEKA, Kan. — Ignoring the whistling rifle rounds threatening to prematurely end his 27-minute gaming session, freelance graphic designer Jaiden Thompson reportedly couldn’t bring himself…
