May 24, 2020 And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark sky flashed incoming players from…
March 10, 2020 Physicists Discover That Universe Began as Arma 3 Mod Physicists Discover That Universe Began as Arma 3 Mod CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know it began as a mod…
February 21, 2019 Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because I disagree with the politics…
September 8, 2018 Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG? Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten titles. There are countless games…
August 1, 2018 New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale which allows players to play…
July 8, 2018 Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he even built a house in…
July 5, 2018 Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of a local highway, launching the…
July 2, 2018 Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided to treat himself by purchasing…
June 18, 2018 SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer Michael “shroud” Grzesiek reportedly told…
