December 24, 2020 Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks in an empty PlayStation 5…
December 2, 2020 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free solo ascent of a PlayStation…
November 21, 2020 “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a group of low-level drug dealers…
November 17, 2020 PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle attempt to get her Netflix…
November 14, 2020 Size Queen Purchases PS5 Size Queen Purchases PS5 NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy her need for an enormous…
November 14, 2020 Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken matters into his own hands…
November 8, 2020 Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald Trump has reversed his claim…
November 6, 2020 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of the upcoming PlayStation 5 platform…
November 5, 2020 Gamer Sick of Two-Console System Gamer Sick of Two-Console System WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated two-console system forced on him…
