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Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas PresentPolice Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

5 years ago
Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free…

5 years ago
“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

5 years ago
PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password AgainPlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

5 years ago
Size Queen Purchases PS5Size Queen Purchases PS5

Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

5 years ago
Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s HimselfWario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After AllDonald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

5 years ago
Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of…

5 years ago
Gamer Sick of Two-Console SystemGamer Sick of Two-Console System

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

5 years ago