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Sony Calls Emergency Meeting With Redditor u/LastofUs1296 After Callout Post

SAN MATEO, Calif. — Sony Interactive Entertainment scheduled an emergency meeting between their board of directors and u/LastofUs1296, an industry…

3 years ago

Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive

TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did…

3 years ago

Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games

The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell…

4 years ago

Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable

NEW YORK — Scoffing at the disappointing contents of the package he’d just paid $500 for, local man Tyler Lopresti,…

4 years ago

Sony Accidentally Vaporizes Demonstrator in Showcase of PS5’s Technical Power

NEW YORK — CEO of Sony Interactive Entertainment Jim Ryan accidentally vaporized intern Kris Smythe in a livestream demonstration of…

4 years ago

Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000…

4 years ago

Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen

POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming…

4 years ago

Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

LOS ANGELES — Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this…

4 years ago

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago