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Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

TUCSON, Ariz. —  Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4…

6 years ago

Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11

Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4,…

6 years ago

Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as…

6 years ago

Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train

Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the…

6 years ago

PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

BROOKLYN, N.Y.  — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…

6 years ago

New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated Teenager

BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4…

6 years ago

Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition

PITTSBURGH — Local uninsured gamer Geoff Patten, 31, is reportedly considering canceling his pre-order of the standard $60 version of…

6 years ago