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Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging AbilitiesNext Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft shocked the world today by announcing that Halo Infinite, the upcoming entry in their flagship franchise…

7 years ago
Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is OverratedGuy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

TUCSON, Ariz. —  Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4…

7 years ago
Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is a Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is a Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11

Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11

Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4,…

7 years ago
Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One BossRip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as…

7 years ago
Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F TrainSpider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train

Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train

Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the…

7 years ago
PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in ApartmentPlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

BROOKLYN, N.Y.  — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…

7 years ago
New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a TeenagerNew Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated a Teenager

New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated Teenager

BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4…

7 years ago
Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s EditionMan Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition

Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition

PITTSBURGH — Local uninsured gamer Geoff Patten, 31, is reportedly considering canceling his pre-order of the standard $60 version of…

7 years ago