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Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

4 years ago

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony's shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation…

4 years ago

Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2…

5 years ago

Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It

TULSA, Okla. — Alex Watson’s Dualshock 2 reportedly went “fucking postal” vibrating on the coffee table in front of him…

6 years ago

Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011

OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount…

6 years ago

PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

BROOKLYN, N.Y.  — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…

7 years ago

Aging PlayStation 2 Hasn’t Been Touched Like That in Years

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A timeworn PlayStation 2 was turned on—so turned on—and played for the first time in nearly a…

7 years ago