October 30, 2020 Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’ Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play a Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’ PARMA, Ohio — Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case up to three of his…
September 12, 2020 PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement that they will bring back…
August 10, 2020 Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony’s shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation 2 would not be forward…
November 6, 2019 Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2 memory card from 2003 had…
January 17, 2019 Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It TULSA, Okla. — Alex Watson’s Dualshock 2 reportedly went “fucking postal” vibrating on the coffee table in front of him during a Silent Hill 2…
December 3, 2018 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount of copies of Madden 2011…
May 12, 2018 PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d purchased at a flea market,…
August 21, 2017 Aging PlayStation 2 Hasn’t Been Touched Like That in Years Aging PlayStation 2 Hasn’t Been Touched Like That in Years KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A timeworn PlayStation 2 was turned on—so turned on—and played for the first time in nearly a decade, in a whirlwind night…
