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Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…

4 years ago

Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control…

4 years ago

Dickheads Camp in Real Life

PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the…

4 years ago

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

4 years ago

Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up…

5 years ago

NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants…

7 years ago

Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…

7 years ago