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Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With AppleGamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

5 years ago
Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted LevelPolice Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…

5 years ago
Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in BrooklynSony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control…

5 years ago
Dickheads Camp in Real LifeDickheads Camp in Real Life

Dickheads Camp in Real Life

PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the…

5 years ago
Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s PropertyLooter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

5 years ago
Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes MaskDude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask

LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up…

5 years ago
NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes ProneNFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants…

8 years ago
Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in CharlottesvilleBethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…

8 years ago