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CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble UponCDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon

CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon

WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio…

5 years ago
Fit, Brown-Haired White Guy Tired of Accidentally Cosplaying as Video Game ProtagonistsFit, Brown-Haired White Guy Tired of Accidentally Cosplaying as Video Game Protagonists

Fit, Brown-Haired White Guy Tired of Accidentally Cosplaying as Video Game Protagonists

AUSTIN, Texas — Local thirty-something white man Scott Leonard, a dude of generally normal appearance and slightly above-average physical fitness,…

5 years ago