programmer

Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A programmer who recently had her personal address leaked online was glad that her employment at…

4 years ago

Patch Notes Clearly Contain Cry For Help From Overworked Programmer

TWYCROSS, U.K. — The latest patch notes for Sea of Thieves are available this week, featuring details about weapon rebalancing,…

5 years ago

Coding Boot Camp Defends Decision to Hire Real Drill Sergeant

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local computer programming academy CodeBlue has come under fire after hiring a retired Marine Corps drill sergeant…

5 years ago

Water in Shitty New Game Looks Beautiful

AUSTIN — Early reviews are indicating that “Adventures of Slappy,” a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters,…

6 years ago