October 6, 2020 Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly horny, but accurate proof, finally…
December 7, 2019 Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send thoughts and prayers to the…
