October 8, 2020 Tony Hawk Controversially Wins Tournament After Being Allowed Two Dozen Restarts Tony Hawk Controversially Wins Tournament After Being Allowed Two Dozen Restarts MIAMI — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk surprised the skateboarding community after winning a tournament by successfully convincing the judges to let him start over consequence-free…
October 6, 2020 All Cops Are Bastards Even If They Can Collect All Five COMBO Letters While Scoring 12,376,400 Points All Cops Are Bastards Even If They Can Collect All Five COMBO Letters While Scoring 12,376,400 Points Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused from the rule that all…
July 13, 2020 Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the game would have even more…
May 20, 2020 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 ENCINITAS, Calif. — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly been telling friends and fans that he landed a “20,000,” a physically impossible trick where one…
May 12, 2020 Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern processors are able to catch…
July 4, 2018 We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most innovative and original skateboarders of…
June 23, 2018 Skaters Outraged After THPS Warehouse Converted to Luxury Apartments Skaters Outraged After THPS Warehouse Converted to Luxury Apartments WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — Protests outside the former Tony Hawk Pro Skater level “Warehouse” entered their third day as local skaters are livid over its…
