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New Tom Clancy Novel About Friggin Gun That Became President

BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…

6 years ago

Fully Costumed Obama Pitches Netflix Execs on Blade Reboot

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…

6 years ago

Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…

6 years ago

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

7 years ago

The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…

7 years ago