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New Tom Clancy Novel About a Friggin Gun That Became PresidentNew Tom Clancy Novel About a Friggin Gun That Became President

New Tom Clancy Novel About Friggin Gun That Became President

BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…

7 years ago
Fully Costumed Obama Pitches Netflix Execs on Blade RebootFully Costumed Obama Pitches Netflix Execs on Blade Reboot

Fully Costumed Obama Pitches Netflix Execs on Blade Reboot

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…

7 years ago
Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme CourtDemocrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…

7 years ago
Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke RunDonald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago
Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press SecretaryOcarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago
Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican BorderTrump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

8 years ago
The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run RecordThe Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record

WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…

8 years ago