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Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series XTrump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

5 years ago
‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

5 years ago
Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii OutTrump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the…

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Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character DiesTrump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

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Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-DBeto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D

Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D

EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…

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Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North AmericaLeaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

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Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private BusinessesDemocrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…

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Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to DrowningOlimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

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Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help”Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help”

Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…

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