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Trump Administration Remains Silent on Rumored Melania Series X

WASHINGTON — Despite many pictures and sources alleging its development, the Trump administration has remained tight lipped about the heavily…

4 years ago

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

4 years ago

Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the…

4 years ago

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

4 years ago

Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D

EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…

4 years ago

Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

4 years ago

Democrats Plead President Trump to Use #Ad When Promoting Private Businesses

WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…

4 years ago

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

4 years ago

Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…

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