May 3, 2019 Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a copy of Skyrim VR, a…
September 7, 2018 Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed to only require one hand…
July 26, 2018 Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the historic opening of the long…
April 2, 2018 Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic eating out his friend Tails,…
December 19, 2017 Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys HOBOKEN, N.J. — PC gamer Grayson Cotter believes an issue with the keycaps of a top-of-the-line mechanical gaming keyboard he has posted to online marketplaces…
November 4, 2017 If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which character am I masturbating to…
