April 4, 2021 Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite VATICAN CITY — A spokesman from the Vatican announced today that Pope Francis would be holding this today’s Easter Vigil Mass exclusively in the video…
March 14, 2019 Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke rising from the Nintendo headquarters…
July 26, 2018 Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the historic opening of the long…