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Kotaku Headline Trying a Little Too Hard to Be Your FriendKotaku Headline Trying a Little Too Hard to Be Your Friend

Kotaku Headline Trying Little Too Hard to Be Your Friend

NEW YORK — A new headline on the video game website Kotaku about an upcoming video game delay is reportedly…

4 years ago
Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get StartedWant to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

It's hard to break into the video game journalism industry. That's why we wanted to give you a leg up!…

4 years ago
Why We’re Replacing Review Scores With a Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving ParentWhy We’re Replacing Review Scores With a Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving Parent

Why We’re Replacing Review Scores With Photo of Either an Approving or Disapproving Parent

As any self-respecting video game review reader knows, reviewing video games is really hard work and nothing hurts more than…

4 years ago
Brian David Gilbert Begins Comprehensive Deep Dive Into How to Get Health Insurance NowBrian David Gilbert Begins Comprehensive Deep Dive Into How to Get Health Insurance Now

Brian David Gilbert Begins Comprehensive Deep Dive Into How to Get Health Insurance Now

NEW YORK — After leaving Polygon to work on his own projects, video producer Brian David Gilbert began one of…

4 years ago
Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It SuuuuuuucksOpinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Opinion: These Good Good McEl-Boys Have Infected My Word Brain and It Suuuuuuucks

Helloooooo, and welcome to My Article, My Article, and Me, an op-ed column for the mod-ren era. I’m your Hard…

5 years ago
Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson VideoGamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video

Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was…

5 years ago
Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin PeaksPolygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks

Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks

NEW YORK — The Polygon editorial team reportedly threw darts at a board of upcoming video game releases to decide…

6 years ago
Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His CutscenesWoman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…

6 years ago
Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content CreatorMiddle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator

Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local bully Justin Marwall was reportedly unaware that the child he was picking on in his 8th…

6 years ago