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NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity

NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…

4 years ago

Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence

CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…

4 years ago

Luigi Loses Left Eye In Collision With Rubber Bullet Bill

NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…

4 years ago

NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…

4 years ago

If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for…

4 years ago

Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control…

4 years ago

Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…

4 years ago

Police Manhunt Underway for Man Who Didn’t Pay for WinRAR License After 40 Day Trial

FRESNO, Calif. — New police helicopter video shows the massive response to accused WinRAR License thief Michael Ramsey as fifteen…

5 years ago

Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

6 years ago