WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and…
NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…
RACCOON CITY — The embattled Raccoon Police Department has officially banned the force’s unpopular ‘move while aiming,’ technique, Chief of…
DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird…
ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…
