June 17, 2019 Anthony Davis Evolves After Being Traded Anthony Davis Evolves After Being Traded LOS ANGELES — In a rare sporting event, NBA All-Star Anthony Davis has evolved into Anthochamp Davis this afternoon, after being traded from the New…
June 13, 2019 Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto has been fired from Nintendo after downloading a ROM of the 1998 Game Boy Color game Pokémon…
June 5, 2019 Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired by British comedian Ricky Gervais…
May 10, 2019 Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an ambitious crossover film that weaves…
May 10, 2019 Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved Pokémon: Detective Pikachu and how…
April 10, 2019 Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all, the 1990s, by using his…
March 18, 2019 Coked-Up MatPat Tries to Use Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee to Solve JonBenét Ramsey Case Coked-Up MatPat Tries to Use Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee to Solve JonBenét Ramsey Case MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Local police conducted a raid on the home of popular YouTube personality Matthew “MatPat” Patrick yesterday evening, reportedly finding the Game…
February 27, 2019 Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during a Pokémon Direct broadcast earlier…
February 27, 2019 Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of games, offered the first look…
