November 15, 2019 Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of it and I can say…
November 15, 2019 Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that the game will not feature…
November 15, 2019 Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty by avoiding all meat and…
November 14, 2019 Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield completely original and new without…
November 13, 2019 Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time TOKYO — In response to intense online pressure, Game Freak founder and CEO Satoshi Tajiri released a statement this morning admitting that he intentionally misled…
October 27, 2019 Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous blob Pokémon able to transform…
September 9, 2019 Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM move the dejected Pokémon confirmed. …
July 23, 2019 Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out a Few Pokémon, It’s Fine Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out a Few Pokémon, It’s Fine Alright, Game Freak: what the fuck do you think you are doing not bringing the National Dex to Pokémon Sword and Shield? Are you trying…
July 7, 2019 Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance” in Pokémon Ultra Sun after…
