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Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite BulbapediaHardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia…

6 years ago
Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a LeekFarfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek

Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek

TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can…

7 years ago
Ice Puzzle Warning in Effect for Chicago RegionIce Puzzle Warning in Effect for Chicago Region

Ice Puzzle Warning in Effect for Chicago Region

CHICAGO — An Ice Puzzle Warning has been issued for residents in the Chicago region, with authorities advising residents to…

7 years ago
Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My TwentiesOpinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still…

7 years ago
Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride SurfboardPhotographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

7 years ago
Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke RunDonald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago
Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon GoNiantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would…

7 years ago
Criminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving HimCriminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him

Criminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him

TULSA, Okla. — 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the “heist of the school year” late last week, sources allege,…

7 years ago
Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous GenerationsReport: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations

Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations

HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…

7 years ago