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Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia…

6 years ago

Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek

TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can…

6 years ago

Ice Puzzle Warning in Effect for Chicago Region

CHICAGO — An Ice Puzzle Warning has been issued for residents in the Chicago region, with authorities advising residents to…

6 years ago

Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still…

6 years ago

Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

7 years ago

Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…

7 years ago

Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go

SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would…

7 years ago

Criminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him

TULSA, Okla. — 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the “heist of the school year” late last week, sources allege,…

7 years ago

Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations

HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…

7 years ago