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Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any MoreReview: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

6 years ago
Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFLFans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that…

6 years ago
Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based PokémonGalarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon

Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon

GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty…

6 years ago
Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old StuffFurious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff

Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff

HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield…

6 years ago
Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One TimeGame Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time

Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time

TOKYO — In response to intense online pressure, Game Freak founder and CEO Satoshi Tajiri released a statement this morning…

6 years ago
Ditto Suffering From Impostor SyndromeDitto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome

Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome

KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous…

6 years ago
Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM MoveHypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM…

6 years ago
Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out a Few Pokémon, It’s FineOpinion: Actually You Can Leave Out a Few Pokémon, It’s Fine

Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out Few Pokémon, It’s Fine

Alright, Game Freak: what the fuck do you think you are doing not bringing the National Dex to Pokémon Sword…

6 years ago
Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do DamageAbsolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage

Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…

6 years ago