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Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years OldChild Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in…

4 years ago
Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…

4 years ago
Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet TownGuy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town

Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town

KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…

4 years ago
Millennial Excited to Return to Pokémon Snap With Photography Degree Under His BeltMillennial Excited to Return to Pokémon Snap With Photography Degree Under His Belt

Millennial Excited to Return to Pokémon Snap With Photography Degree Under His Belt

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A millennial gamer who grew up with Pokémon Snap is excited to play the new Nintendo Switch…

5 years ago
Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Minesweeper, Tonight We Riot, and Plants Vs Zombies?Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Minesweeper, Tonight We Riot, and Plants Vs Zombies?

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Minesweeper, Tonight We Riot, and Plants Vs Zombies?

If you find yourself “disgusted” by the riots happening in America over racial injustice, wait until you hear about the…

5 years ago
Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years AgoAsh Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago

Ash Ketchum’s Mom Doesn’t Have the Heart to Tell Him His Original Pikachu Died 6 Years Ago

KANTO — Local mother Delia Ketchum reportedly doesn’t have the heart to tell her son Ash that his beloved Pikachu…

5 years ago
Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym LeaderNewly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon RedDonald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red

Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…

5 years ago
New Pokémon Champion Still Receiving Hundreds of 1099 Forms From Defeated OpponentsNew Pokémon Champion Still Receiving Hundreds of 1099 Forms From Defeated Opponents

New Pokémon Champion Still Receiving Hundreds of 1099 Forms From Defeated Opponents

WYNDON, Galar — Newly appointed Pokémon Champion and Galar native Alex Khalil has become overwhelmed with a flood of 1099-MISC…

5 years ago