April 22, 2020 NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what it was like to walk…
March 16, 2020 We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back There is no more feverish time in the world of video games than the dawn of a new generation of consoles. Details regarding the upcoming…
December 27, 2019 Xbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 Controller Xbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 Controller ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox player Jonathan Haff has been…
November 6, 2019 Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2 memory card from 2003 had…
August 19, 2019 Insomniac Employees Startled to Learn Sony Didn’t Already Own Insomniac Insomniac Employees Startled to Learn Sony Didn’t Already Own Insomniac BURBANK, Calif. — Chaos and confusion swept through Insomniac Games headquarters today as hundreds of employees found out they weren’t already working for Sony, report…
May 3, 2019 Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a copy of Skyrim VR, a…
May 1, 2019 Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out of its outlet and replaced…
April 26, 2019 Sony Reveals November’s Free PS Plus Game Sony Reveals November’s Free PS Plus Game TOKYO — Sony Interactive Entertainment, in conjunction with SIE Bend Studio, revealed a new game joining the PS Plus free-game line-up later this year. Days…
February 23, 2019 PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket NEW YORK — Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever the consumer has in his…
