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NYC Resident Plays Spider-Man Just to Remember What It Was Like to Walk Around

NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…

5 years ago

We Broke Down the PlayStation 5 Prototype and Did Our Best to Put it Back Together Before Sony Came Back

There is no more feverish time in the world of video games than the dawn of a new generation of…

5 years ago

Xbox Player Making Whole Performance Out of Adjusting to PS4 Controller

ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…

5 years ago

Corruption of PS2 Memory Card Not Unlike Burning of the Library of Alexandria

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2…

5 years ago

Insomniac Employees Startled to Learn Sony Didn’t Already Own Insomniac

BURBANK, Calif. — Chaos and confusion swept through Insomniac Games headquarters today as hundreds of employees found out they weren’t…

5 years ago

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

6 years ago

Gentrification Pushes PS3 Out of Power Strip

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out…

6 years ago

Sony Reveals November’s Free PS Plus Game

TOKYO — Sony Interactive Entertainment, in conjunction with SIE Bend Studio, revealed a new game joining the PS Plus free-game…

6 years ago

PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket

NEW YORK —  Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever…

6 years ago