March 6, 2018 Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it into the top ten, Jordan…
February 23, 2018 Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to re-invent the title as a…
January 29, 2018 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches FARMINGTON, Mich. — “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling confident in his abilities, he…
January 25, 2018 Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone TOPEKA, Kan. — Ignoring the whistling rifle rounds threatening to prematurely end his 27-minute gaming session, freelance graphic designer Jaiden Thompson reportedly couldn’t bring himself…
January 12, 2018 Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon DENVER — Dylan Maris, 16, reportedly practiced for a school shooting using the popular violent video game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds late last night, despite never being…
January 3, 2018 Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It Man Wishes Game Wouldn’t Tell Him How Much Time He’s Spent Playing It ATLANTA — Matt Goldberg, 27, has used Twitter, Steam reviews, and several other online platforms to advocate for a new feature in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: a…
December 20, 2017 PUBG Voice Chat Wins Oscar for Realistic, Powerful Portrayal of Mental Illness PUBG Voice Chat Wins Oscar for Realistic, Powerful Portrayal of Mental Illness LOS ANGELES — In a stunning first, the voice communication feature of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has taken home the Best Documentary Academy Award for its standout…
September 26, 2017 Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire universe or running PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
September 12, 2017 PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being killed, impulsively put on an…
