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Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer MonitorAlarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor

Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor

SARASOTA, Fla. — Straining his eyes while scrolling through the report to make sure he was understanding things right, distraught…

4 years ago
Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

4 years ago
Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive YearCisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year

Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to…

4 years ago
REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That OneREPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One

REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One

NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…

4 years ago
Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It InterruptedShitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

5 years ago
Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like ShrekPrivacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek

Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek

SAN FRANCISCO — Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a…

5 years ago
New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t KnowNew Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone…

6 years ago
Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in ChatMan Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP”…

7 years ago
Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTYAd-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY

Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY

MUNCIE, Ind. — Linda Schulte, mother for 34 years and recent smartphone owner, announced in a Facebook post today that…

7 years ago