November 17, 2020 Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor SARASOTA, Fla. â Straining his eyes while scrolling through the report to make sure he was understanding things right, distraught man and technology addict Antonio…
October 22, 2020 Tim Cook Announces âWe Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Timeâ Tim Cook Announces âWe Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Timeâ CUPERTINO, Calif. â Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customersâ high expectations at this weekâs iPhone press event. âEvery…
October 15, 2020 Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year SAN JOSE, Calif. â Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to their popular Charcoal Gray Unified…
October 6, 2020 REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One NEW YORK â Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldnât be going anywhere near that comment, preferring to let things die down…
September 6, 2020 Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted WARRENTON, Mo. â In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the shitty mobile game ad he…
August 14, 2020 Privacy Advocates Warn âShrek Yourselfâ App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek Privacy Advocates Warn âShrek Yourselfâ App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek SAN FRANCISCO â Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a popular computer generated ogre may…
May 28, 2019 New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know KYOTO, Japan â During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone only capable of making calls…
April 14, 2018 Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat KNOXVILLE, Tenn. â Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoonâs HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type âTRUMPâ in the group chat. Playing…
February 17, 2018 Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY MUNCIE, Ind. â Linda Schulte, mother for 34 years and recent smartphone owner, announced in a Facebook post today that âToo Much Sudoku,â a free-to-play…
