March 6, 2020 Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered the passengers and crew of…
December 2, 2019 Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they decided to take on the…
April 3, 2019 Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the Xbox Elite Controller and the…
