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Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

4 years ago

Man Whose Entire Body Made of Penis Praises Spore for Representation

ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for…

6 years ago

Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises

The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches…

6 years ago

Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…

6 years ago

Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…

6 years ago

This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair

We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…

7 years ago

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi…

7 years ago