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Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill BigotBroken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation…

4 years ago
Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics CardMan With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the…

4 years ago
Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on ItKid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago
Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife CrisisGamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

5 years ago
30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually…

5 years ago
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral ArrangementsElite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…

5 years ago
Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming CarCool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming Car

Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming Car

NEW YORK —  Using words like “pro,” “premium,” and “racing-style,” sources have confirmed that the black 2015 Chevy Camaro with…

5 years ago
Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted TribeMan Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe

Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe

NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert…

6 years ago
PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console GamerPC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

6 years ago