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Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation…

3 years ago

Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the…

4 years ago

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

4 years ago

30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways

CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually…

4 years ago

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…

4 years ago

Cool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner’s Gaming Car

NEW YORK —  Using words like “pro,” “premium,” and “racing-style,” sources have confirmed that the black 2015 Chevy Camaro with…

5 years ago

Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe

NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert…

6 years ago

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

6 years ago