June 16, 2021 Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner released a video today pleading with gamers to stop using the word “nerf” to refer to when weapons…
June 14, 2021 New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made pens mightier than swords. “Oooh…
June 17, 2020 Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Following criticism of the Overwatch themed breakfast cereal’s initial release, Kellogg’s announced that their Lucio Oh’s cereal has received a massive…
April 20, 2020 ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed MIAMI — Controversy has recently erupted in the Rock, Paper, Scissors pro circuit as a subset of players are now insisting on changes to the tournament…
